Affirmations are a wonderful way to enhance and change the way you relate to yourself. For the best results, repeat these affirmations to yourself in an earnest tone several times each day. It may help to look at yourself in a mirror while saying them. If you say them loudly in public, you may also influence the way others see you.
Afternoon affirmation. Repeat this affirmation in a quiet, high, squeaky voice when you or someone you're with is drinking a beverage with ice in it. Repeat it, oh... maybe twelve times, or until your friend starts to look really annoyed. Then say it three more times.
posted by Em @ 11:36 AM
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Afternoon affirmation. No, let's make this a morning affirmation. Repeat fifteen to twenty-three times as you prepare for yet another pointless day.
posted by Em @ 2:51 PM
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Morning affirmation. Don't dust! Don't clean! Instead, repeat this affirmation twenty times each morning. Soon you'll have enough dust to sell on eBay!
posted by Em @ 12:03 PM
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Morning affirmation. Repeat 1010 times (in binary).
posted by Em @ 9:55 AM
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Evening affirmation. Hang your head low and say this affirmation slowly ten times.
posted by Em @ 5:16 PM
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