Pine cones are my friends.
Morning affirmation. Gaze in a shiny mirror and repeat this affirmation out loud eleven times to yourself. Try not to blink!
posted by Em @ 9:23 AM
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5 Comments:
Dear Sultan,
I remember back when only fleas and ticks loved you.
Your pal,
Waleed
Dear Sultan,
I asked the pine cones where you had gone, but they wouldn't tell me.
Your pal,
Waleed
Hmm...now that you mention it, I can't think of a single time. But it was just this morning that I saw an artichoke log on to a blog and type a comment.
Your friend,
Waleed
The pine cones told me that you two had posted some fun comments. I also got my friends (the pine cones) to track down the spammers and smack them in the kneecaps with a wet noodle. Maybe it will work.
Ah, a PC* joke about JC!
* PC = Pine Cone
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