I am incapable of participating in a loving relationship.
Evening affirmation. Repeat ten times each night while looking at your reflection in a mirror. This affirmation may be also shortened to make it easier to share with others (on dates, during arguments, in line at the DMV...): "I am incapable of love."
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and yet i love this blog. go figure.
Sounds like you got here just in time, anonymous! Clearly you are in serious need of help. I'm glad to know this affirmation will be useful for you.
Oh boy is this a good one ... a mirror, during arguments, DMV (or B of A), OR "All of the Above" ;^}
"I am incapable." Mirror image of "I am woman."
Or not. I am incapable of figuring it out. Maybe I'm still a pink fetal sheep.
Sorry, but sometimes a baby artichoke goes a little mad (as in crazy).
Baby artichoke, I would rather you were "mad" as in "steamed".... With some Vegenaise-lemon juice sauce. Mmmmm. Yummy.
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