The key to the universe is within someone else's mind.
Afternoon affirmation. Repeat this affirmation to yourself in a public place. Try to guess which person in your view is holding the key to the universe in their minds. When you think you've figured it out, chase them down, shove them to the ground, and demand that they hand over the damn key! For your efforts you will be blessed with eternal wisdom.
posted by Em @ 8:55 PM
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New age gets boring dont it...
http://r2000.blogspot.com
Who are you and why are you REALLY here?
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Nyet spam, pazhalsta.
(Translation: No spam, please.)
Note: the preceeding comment was not directed at alex or any of my other, real fans. I had to delete a comment... clearly the person posting it doesn't understand the value of my daily affirmations service. Hmph!
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Really. No spam allowed!
Ooh, how exciting! Spam sandwiches on my favorite blog!! What fun!
Just for the record, trolls are welcome at my blog. I need the traffic. $:<)
Your pal,
Waleed
Nobody cares about this affirmation. My blog is worthless. My blog is worthless. My blog is worthless. My blog is worthless. My blog is worthless. My blog is worthless. My blog is worthless. My blog is worthless. My blog is worthless. My blog is worthless.
Whew!
Dear Traviser Ickson 1970,
That's too long to be an effective affirmation. Nice try though.
Your acquaintance,
Waleed
Traviser Ickson 1970 is no more.
Actually, I thought this was a good active affirmation--sorta Michael Moore with both Visuals & Action.
But I'd have to catch the Amtrak to Someplace Else to expect to find anyone holding a key to the Universe. It's really quiet around here.
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