Each day I get older and older.
Evening affirmation. This one will come true whether you repeat it or not. However, to feel the full effect, look in a mirror and repeat this affirmation to yourself ten times in the evening before you go to bed. For best results, make sure you are standing under a harsh light that shows every wrinkle and blemish, and that accentuates the stains on your teeth.
posted by Em @ 6:41 PM
2 Comments:
I'm older than I was a second ago. Shoot! Now I'm even older! Aaah!
I was thinking of getting younger and younger, but when I thought about it, I'd pretty much end up in the very same place as if I get older and older and getting older is a whole lot easier...
I hope that doesn't make me lazy--just efficient.
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