My undiagnosed bone cancer is spreading.
Evening affirmation. Lie down is a quiet place, take several deep breaths, and repeat this affirmation twenty-three times in the early evening. Pay close attention to how your body feels before and afterwards. You should notice a distinct difference in your overall sense of health.
posted by Em @ 1:03 PM
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Thanks anyway. I think I'll just lie down 23 times in a deep quiet place and hope my body feels nothing much before or afterwards.
ARE YOU SURE I HAVE CANCER??? Oh no I am going to die! Oh no...
Your friend,
Waleed
ALERT! DO NOT REPEAT THIS AFFIRMATION!
I posted it prematurely, based on preliminary test results from my lab rats.... Well, just this afternoon the rats all vanished, right before my eyes! I don't want this to happen to any of my loyal readers. In the future I will ensure that all testing has been completed before posting any new affirmations. My apologies.
I have started to notice an ache in my elbows and knees. Is this normal for this affirmation? I have a headache at the base of my neck. I'm worried.
Your bud,
Waleed
My entire right side has gone numb. I'm not sure what to do, so I've been repeating this affirmation over and over.
Your pal,
Waleed
Waleed, I'm just glad you're still here and not with the lab rats... wherever they may be.
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